You can't motorboat a personality
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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