it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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