You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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