Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
