there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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