matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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