It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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