Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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