you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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