this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she smelled like a LAN party
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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