fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
pop tarts are not kleenex
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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