Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i think we sleep fucked last night...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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