that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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