we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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