Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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