Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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