my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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