what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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