You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
3 2 1 whiskey
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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