God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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