Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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