Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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