hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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