I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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