doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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