ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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