im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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