Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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