I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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