I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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