Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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