It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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