We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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