Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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