having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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