I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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