Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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