Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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