is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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