i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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