So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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