My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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