He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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