erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
