I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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