i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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