This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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