we have officially lost it.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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