1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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