shes about as inviting as chlamydia
where does the pee come out of this thing
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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